We are certain that there are real companies named ACME!

Yes, we believe that our props “made” the comic gags, because the illustrators geniusly selected us as their sole provider of comic props and gags.

Like a fox, or a rabbit, or a like a Patsy Cline song.

Through our distributors.

Yes, we distribute their products!

They are a partner and supplier.

They clean and store all of our costumes.

A parfumerie and chemical research and production company. We partner with them.

Yes. Is that a question?

We can neither confirm, nor deny any rumors.

Then we’d say “you look just like our next customer,” and we’d like to talk you.